Before I cooked last night I was too lazy to look for the recipe so I made up my own. SO unusual for me, huh?
4 + cups of kale, chopped
5 large basil leaves
2 large cloves of garlic
1/2-3/4 c of extra virgin olive oil
1/2 c walnut halves
juice of 1/2 lemon
parmesan or romano cheese to taste
salt & pepper to taste too
Okay, I cheated and bought chopped kale in a bag. I made my mom clean it after it sat around for 4 days in the bag. Nice daughter, huh? And, make it worse? I sent her shopping for the basil, lemon and I think cheese. Wow. I am MEAN. Back to the recipe.
Haul out the food processor. Stuff the kale, basil, and garlic into the bowl of the processor. If it doesn’t all fit, eventually it will…do it in parts. Start the processor and stream in the olive oil until the pesto is the consistency of … well … paste. Keep processing until all the kale, basil and garlic is incorporated.
Squeeze the lemon juice into the processor. Add walnuts, cheese and process again. If it happens that you need more olive oil, that’s fine…add it. You want this to be a bit loose.
The recipe makes about 2 cups of pesto. Use it for everything. EVERYTHING. On fish, on chicken … on fake chicken, fake fish, fake beef….ice cream, breakfast cereal…Okay, not fake beef. 🙂